Murdocx2D Story Ch. 56

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After 5 hours of endless tossing and turning, 2D jumped out of bed and put on an undershirt and a pair of sweats. He couldn't hold off on seeing Murdoc anymore. Now that the cat was out of the bag, the singer didn't have to hide his expanding belly anymore, and he felt happy about that. Calling Noodle to watch Lucinda for a while, Stuart walked out and up to the Winnebago once the girl was playing with her stuffed animals. "Mh.." He opened the door and was greeted with Cortez flying in his direction. "WAAAH!" The singer ducked, scrambling to the corner. "Wot va 'ell, Cortez?!" The Raven snatched a book from the shelf beside 2D, cawing at the human. "Brawk!" The bluenette blinked and then got up. "'ey! Get back 'ere! Where are ya goin' wif'at?!" He chided the Raven as he chased. "Please stop..!" His weight gain made it harder to run. "Gh.." Cortez turned to look at 2D, who he had led out into the parking lot. "Brrrrr..." He growled, slowing down, almost letting the singer catch him. "Wot va 'ell are ya doin'?!"  2D panted, almost completely out of breath at this point. "Get...back 'ere...vat's Mu'doc's!" He lunged at the bird, almost catching his tail. "Brawk!"  Cortez flew into the hole in the wall, and then 2D knew he was heading to the Hell hole. "..WOT?! Don't you dare!!" He screeched and went into overdrive running faster than ever, cursing the slow lift. "Grrrr!!" He beat the metal, but was slightly glad to have a break to breathe. When the lift made it to the floor, he hopped down and rushed down the hall, yelling like a madman. "Get yer feathered arse back 'ere!"


When 2D reached the brightly lit room, he saw Cortez hovering over the portal to Hell, the, from what 2D could tell from his distance, Satanic Bible. "...Cortez...give it...Mu'doc'll get pissed at ya if ya do vat.." Books tended to burn up in this heat if too close to the edges of the Hole. Cortez quirked his head to the side, as if thinking about what he was doing. But, before 2D could even blink, the Raven's talons opened and the book fell straight into Hell. "...GAH!" 2D scrambled to the only safe side of the hole, trying to see if it was okay. That book was very important to Murdoc. It held information that even Satan himself didn't know about, which...was almost impossible. "You stupid bird! Y'know 'ow much troub-" He felt a hard shoved against his back and without much grip on anything, he did a flip right into the portal, yelping in shock. "Wot?!" Cortez dropped beside the Hell hole, looking in, fluffing up his feathers. "Brrrrraaaaaawk." What a strange...Raven.

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"Aaack!" 2D landed hard on his ass, his stomach churning. "...Ugh.." Looking around, he noticed the bible about 4 feet away. "Good..it's safe." Crawling over to it, her shakily grabbed it, opening the front cover. He read the creators of the book and laughed. It was straight from Hell itself. "Awesome..I guess.." He sighed and rubbed his butt, walking right down the path to Murdoc's rock. When he got there, Murdoc was nowhere in sight. But there was a group of female demons chatting amidst the chaos. "Mh." He went over to the rock Murdoc claimed as his own and simply sat down on it, opening the book once again to actually start reading it. The book started off with a series of spells and chant lists. "Hm.." He skipped past them to the 13th page, looking over the words on the next one. "..." The singer gulped and shook his head, looking again. It wasn't in English...or...ANY Language he's seen before. "Oh God..wot is vis?"  He closed the book shut with a slam, watching age old dust fly out from the pages. Next, 2D held it to his chest, looking around. Nobody was going to take this book from him without his knowing.  Unless he wanted to get a punch to the face from Murdoc. "..." His gaze rose from the floor to a woman right in front of him. "...'ello." He smiles softly "Can I 'elp you?"  She said nothing, but moved closer, her hips swaying side to side. "Uh..'m sorry, but 'm not really interested.." The woman didn't seem to hear him, or just didn't care. Either way, she climbed onto his lap, straddling his hips. "M..Ma'am...Please.." He gulped and felt her moving against him, feeling slightly frightened by this action. He was taken for God's sakes! His face turned red as his groin twitched in response. Bringing her face up to his, the strange woman finally spoke through a smirk. "I've seen you around..you're not a demon. You're a human. I like trying new thiiiings." She drew out the last word in a purr, her lips reaching his chin, her hands on his sides, brushing  her fingers over his hands.  


2D watched her with wide eyes as she gently took his hands off the Satanic bible. Then, she pulled the book out of his hands delicately. "Wot..wot're you doin'?" Now with the bible in her own arms, she smiled a sickeningly sweet smile at him before shoving the singer off the rock by roughly slamming the book against his chest, stunning him.  Slipping off him before he fell, she grinned and started running with the book, leaving a confused 2D alone on the rocks, struggling to get onto his feet. "...'ey! Give me vat back, you witch!"  Holding his stomach, he got to his feet, stumbling to the ground. "Fuck..!" Hearing her laugh a cold, hard laugh made him angry. "Fuckin' cow!"   Usually he'd never be that rude to a woman, but she had something that belonged to Murdoc. "Give vat back, NOW!"  The woman twitched her head and turned slightly, eyes now glowing red. "This book is not yours. But is now mine. If you wish to stay alive, I suggest you keep your distance, human." Her head darted back towards the direction she was walking, and she just bumped right into a chest. Lightly green toned. "...Muds." The singer laughed quietly and he watched the show, sitting up straight. "Mhmm." The book was snatched up from the demon woman's arms. Before she could even protest, her neck was grabbed by Murdoc's hand, and he squeezed tight enough to stop her breathing. "Now, luv~" The demonized bassist laced his tone with an evil undertone. "If YOU want to keep yer face as pretty as it is..-I- suggest ya leave me and my stuff alone. Got it, doll face?~" He didn't seem to care that she was clawing his hand up, but soon, she threw her back against the rocky wall, walking right over to 2D, a grimace on his face. "I know this is my book, Stu. Why's it here?" He asked in a hasty, demanding tone. "..Cortez..'e took it and brought it to va 'ell 'ole and he tossed it in..and then pushed me from behind so I fell in too..done it before too..." Murdoc blinked and rubbed his eyes. "Ugh..woteva." He shook the book to the side, hearing a rattling. "..Wot-.." Having felt it on the back of the book, the Satanist flipped to the back, seeing a hollowed out section in the book, a gold, jewel-encrusted anti-cross laying there in the hole. "Uh.." 2D started, tilting his head to the side. "Vat's kinda--..well. REALLY pretty.." He laughed quietly.



The bassist frowned and looked over at 2D. "You shouldn't be here y'know..in this heat..it ain't good for..." He looked down at the singer's middle, getting 2D's attention. "...Well..It's not vat 'ot, Muds.." He tried pointing out, smiling his genuine, toothy smile. "Yer fulla shit, babe. Yer COVERED in sweat."   The singer watched Murdoc put the cross necklace around his neck, pouting just a tad. "So wot? --Oh by va way. Why is there a cross in ya bible fingy.." He gestured to the book with one finger, curiosity filling his black eyes. "Hm?" Murdoc shrugged. "Can't remember..I'll check it out tonight..go on back up. Don't stay down here any any longer. Okay? Using the pad of his index finger, he poked 2D's belly, sighing. "Alright?"  The bluenette frowned once again. "Please..don't make me leave..I 'ate leavin' ya..." That's when he threw his arms around the bassist's middle, growling. "Don't..I want ya back..Lucinda misses ya so much...she tries so 'ard to find you, always upset when she can't see ya anywhere." Murdoc sighed. "I get it. I get it..I'm tryin'! Keep it together and I'll find a way, alright?!" He pulled 2D back and held him by the shoulders. "Please, luv. A little while longer. Be a man, I know you can be..I won't stay down 'ere forever.."  2D pouted and glared. "Better not..we 'ave a concert, remember? I don' wanna 'ave to see a replacement on the stage..."  This made the bassist gulp. "Don't worry, Stu. I'll be back up soon...I know it." He smiled and kept the bible tucked under his arm. "Go on.." The singer stood there for a moment, then suddenly kissed Murdoc on the lips fiercely. "I fuckin' love you, Muds..I'll be back...--LATER" That meant later TODAY.


Before Murdoc could object, the singer was already running out of earshot. "Fuck...he's stubborn.." The demon shook his head and smirked. "Glad to know."  Flipping to the middle of the book, Murdoc began to read, getting disgusted by how he used to worship such mediocrity. Oh Well, doesn't matter now, does it? All that matters is getting out of Hell so he can be with 2D and help with the band again. The band was his life and dream. He couldn't just rot in Hell for eternity when there was so much more to do with his life.