2D was sleeping soundly in his room when he suddenly felt a shaking on his shoulder. "Uhn?" What was that? WHO was that?! "Wot?...'o?" He didn't open his eyes. "...Stop shakin' me!" A giggle sounded and the shaking stopped. Noodle. "Noodle-luv...wot're ya doin' in meh room?" He rubbed his eyes sleepily. The young guitarist smiled. "It's big day today, 2D-kun!" She started to pull him up from the bed. "You must get ready!" 2D blinked several times, trying to make up fast enough. "Wot?!" Was it really the day to get married?! A giant smile showed on his face. "Woo!" He sat up straight, ignoring the small pain from the still healing gash in his stomach. Noodle jumped back in surprise.
"2D-kun. I help you with outfit, yes?" The singer smiled and nodded. "Yeah...sure ya can , Noods." He got up off the bed and slowly went to his closet, his heart beating quickly. 2D opened the door and stared at the dress with awe. "..." Shakily, he reached for it and smiled wide. "I 'ope dis wedding goes well..." A feeling in the pit of his stomach said differently. "Ah well..m'sure everyfing'll work out jus' fine...right Noodle-luv?" She nodded and bowed, adjusting her radio helmet. "Go on and put dress on, I want to see, yes?"
The young Asian was so excited for 2D that she was hopping up and down. 2D watched her and chuckled. "Wot? Ya 'avin' a seizure over dere?" He joked. Noodle stopped bouncing and shook her head. "Am just excited to be...part of wedding, yes!" Although, it confused her greatly that 2D wanted to wear a dress. He was male after all. But she decided to leave it alone. It's what 2D wanted.
The singer asked Noodle to step out while he stripped and redressed himself in his wedding gown. He turned to his full sized mirror and looked himself over. His face was bright red, making the dress look even whiter on him. It was beautiful. Almost too beautiful, making him feel slightly self conscious. His mind went blank for a moment, and he stood there, staring at himself in the mirror. The strapless dress seemed to glow around him. "..." He didn't even move until his door opened and Noodle stepped back in. "2D? I brought something for you, yes?"" She set a bag down on the singer's bed, pulling out some fake roses and white dress gloves. "This came with your dress. I found it out in the carpark." Noodle had no idea how it had fallen and gotten away from the other stuff. But, that didn't matter now. The blue-haired singer blinked a few times and walked over, picking up the decorated bag and looking in it. The only thing that was left was a rosey ponytail. He smiled and took it, walking back over to his mirror and fixing his hair, using said ponytail. After doing so, he turned and looked at his hair and smiled wider. "So pre'y!" 2D's hair was now in a bob, making it look professional. Noodle nodded and game him a thumbs up. "Kawaii!" Her shirt sleeves fell loosely on her arms. She really liked to wear clothes that seemed 4 sizes too big. The shorts fit perfectly on her, but her shirts always were too long and big. That's what made her cute. When she put her hands down, the sleeves covered her hands.
2D chuckled and went over to the bed, grabbing the gloves. He got a glimpse at the clock on his bedside table and his eyes went wide. "11:00 A.M.?!" What was Noodle thinking?! Why didn't she wake him up sooner?! "Ya shoulda woke meh u' 'bou' free 'ours ago!" He was frantic in putting the gloves on and pinning the roses to his dress and hair. "Why va 'eck didn' ya wake me u' 'round 8?!" Noodle smiled. "Russel and I already set up park for wedding. There is no need panic. The food, drinks, and cake will...get there in time, yes?"
The blue-haired singer blinked a few times, calming down. "Wai'...you an' Russel did va arrangin'?" This made his eyes water. "Oohh...fank you!" He wrapped his arms around the guitarist, getting a surprised, yet happy squeak from her. "It okay, 2D-kun!" The singer got up and smiled as Noodle pet at the frills on his dress. "Pretty..." Her English was enhancing greatly. "Yeah...is Mu'doc rea'y, yet? I wanna see'im in 'is tuxedo!" He made a dash for the door, but was stopped by the young Asian's quick hand. "No. You cannot see him yet, yeah? It is rules!" She smirked and pulled him back down to the bedroom. "I want do your making up, yes!" She clapped and pulled 2D down to the bed and grabbed a few things from her pocket. A container of blush, eye shadow, lipstick, and a small dash of glitter. "O-Oh...Noodle, da's no' really necessary...bu' fank ya, lovely..." But, she was persistent and held him down with one hand. "I got this...for you! You wear!" Noodle pouted and took out the blush, dabbing it with the brush, and slowly and gently, she added a tiny amount to 2D's cheeks. It brought attention to his eyes. But what didn't?
Putting the blush up, she took out the eye shadow and sighed. "Close eyes." He did so as she brouth the eyeshadow brush to his eyes and gently added a bit of purple to his eyelids. It only made his eyes even more noticeable, but that wasn't going to change, so there was nothing to worry about. The lipstick was brought out next and 2D opened his eyes. "Uhh...I fink I can do vis, fanks.." The singer took the container of lipstick and stood up, going to the mirror. And, taking his time, he added a small layer of red to his lips. Rubbing his lips together, he made sure that it was evenly layered on each lip. After doing so, he turned to the bed and saw Noodle with an opened container of glitter. "...Noods...I really don' fink I need dat..." Again, he was ignored and Noodle flicked a few pinches of glitter on his dress. "Pretty!"
After getting dressed up, the singer smiled at himself in the mirror. Damn, did he look like a girl. His eyes flashed over to the calender and he realized something, making his face flush. "...Noodle...Ih's Valen'ine's Day..." His arms dropped to his side and he squeaked. "I'm...gettin' married on Valen'ine's day!" He hadn't realized that the wedding date was schedueled on a holiday. Holy shit! "I...wow..." Noodle smiled at him and went over to the crib in the corner of the singer's room. "Hallo, Lucinda-chan!" She beamed at the now waking up child. "Nnm..." Lucinda opened up her and looked up at Noodle.
2D grinned and went to the bottom drawer of his dresser, pulling out a small pink dress. "'ere!" Lucinda needed to dress up for the wedding too! The bluenette walked over and Lucinda up. She protested at the sudden movement and started whining. "Nn!!" Why was she being moved?! She didn't want this!
2D set her back down and stripped her of her onesie and started to put the dress on her. "Shh. Sto' squirmin', luv." The dress was put on after a bit of kicking from the infant.
Then, 2D grabbed the baby dress shoes and put them on Lucinda's tiny feet. "Aww..." The singer stopped and took them off. "Whoops...f'got the sockies!" He giggled and went over to the closet, opening the tiny box in the back of it. Pulling out some white socks, he went back over and put them on a squirming baby.
"Nn! 'ey! Stop vat!" The socks and shoes were put on, but it was a hassle. Lucinda was awake now and energetic. Her legs kicked again as 2D started to get close, but he dodged and pulled her into his arms. "No. No' now, luv." 2D kissed her forehead and sighed. "I fink we're rea'y..." The young guitarist had just stood there, watching the mother/daughter struggle. "Ok. But I wait for Russel to call."
Murdoc's wake up call wasn't so lovely, however. He was thrown off the bed after several gentle attempts by Russel. And how he got into the Winnebago, I have no clue. The bassist was dragged up off the floor and pulled into the bathroom. Russel had forced him to take a shower and shave. When that was done, the tuxedo was throw into the Satanist's face and the drummer walked into the living room to wait.
When Murdoc had gotten fully dressed, he was forced to comb his hair back nicely and cologne was dipped on him, causing the bassist to gag.
He was angry at Russel for forcing him to do this.
All of this took about an hour to do and Russel literally dragged the still angry Murdoc out of the Winnebago and threw him into the Geep.
"We still gotta get the rings from the shop, man." The drummer spoke around his cigar. Murdoc grunted. His way of saying. 'Whatever'
All he wanted to do was get the wedding over with and have his life with 2D and Lucinda. This wedding was going to be awful, he could tell.
Something was going to happen. His hair was bugging him to tears. He hated showing his eyebrows, but if he messed with th hairdo, Russel would probably break his nose again. Best to keep it safe.
After 20 minutes of driving, the Geep arrived at the jewelry store. Murdoc was the first to get out and walk in, while Russel struggled to get his heavy set body out of the vehicle. When he finally got in, Murdoc was at the counter, talking to the owner and asking for his rings. Now. He was antsy about the whole situation. And being in public in a tuxedo wasn't the best way to be discreet about getting married. So, after getting the rings, the worked-up bassist rushed out and hopped into the passenger seat of the Geep.
Impatience seeped into him. "C'mon, lardass!!" He growled out and tapped his long fingernails against the armrest. Russel grunted in irritation and followed, getting into the Geep as fast as his body would allow. "Calm down, ya crackah ass..." He sighed and drove in the direction of the park.
Once they arrived, Murdoc quickly got out and went over to the covered area. "...This is where we're gonna have the food and shite, right?" He placed a hand on one of the concrete tables.
The out-of-breath drummer nodded and sighed. "The food is being catered here now, man. The guests'll arrive around 1:00. And try not to fuck things up, Muds..." The bassist blinked. "Who's all comin'?" Russel stopped and though about it. "Uh...2D's parents...My friend Cynthia from the movie theatre...I think 2D's Aunt Rose...and that's about it, man." Murdoc's eye twitched. "A friend...th'fuck?!" He stopped and took a deep breath. "2D's dad's comin'?!" That was why Murdoc had a bad feeling. David was going to fuck things up!!
Russel took a deep breath from his nose. "Just...stay here, okay?! I gotta get 2D and Noodle...call me when everyone's here..."
He turned and rushed to the Geep and dialled Noodle's number. "This is gonna be a looooong day..."
Noodle eagerly picked the phone up and smiled. "...Hm? Oh. Okay. Yes. I will." She hung up and turned to 2D. "Russel-sama is on way. Show me how play Pong." She was told to stall for time. So, that is what she was going to do. 2D blinked and lifted his dress up a bit, walking over to the TV screens and turned them all on. "Okay...ya really wanna know 'ow to play" He got a nod from the guitarist. "Alrigh'..." He took both controllers up and handed one to Noodle. "Vis is 'ow ya play. Move dat fing up an' down an' try blockin' va ball comin' yer way..." The singer moved his up and hit the whit dot, making it go towards Noodle's side. She moved the stick up and down and missed it. Oh well. Practice makes perfect. "Goo' try, luv."
They played the game for what seemed like hours until finally the singer's door opened and Russel walked in. "You guys read--" When he saw 2D, his eyes widened and he bit his lip to keep from laughing. He looked ridiculous. A man shouldn't wear something like that. 2D turned and lost the game. "Oh! 'ello Russ!" He turned back and frowned. "Oi!" His eye twitched. "Chea'er..." 2D pouted at Noodle, who only grinned. "Hehehe."
Both got up and followed Russel out of the room, jumping excitedly. Lucinda was carried by 2D, looking around the excited group. "Mn?" She blinked and looked at 2D's hair, wondering why it was put it like that. Why was mommy so dressed up? Where they going somewhere special? Yep!
The singer got into the passenger side of the Geep while Noodle bounced into the back, gripping the bar in front of her. "I am excited! Are you, 2D-kun?!"
He turned to her and smiled nervously. "Y-Yeah..." Russel got in last and stuck the keys into the ignition and started the Geep, slowly driving out of the carpark and down the road.
Long travel. It took almost 30 minutes to get to the park, but 2D preoccupied himself with playing with Lucinda. He enjoyed hearing her giggle. It just made him smile even more. "Aww...aren' ya jus' a cu'ey..." 2D sighed happily. "Soon...we'll be closer ven evah..." Lucinda giggled cutely and reached up for 2D's face. But he pulled away. "No no...you'll 'ave to wai'..." His headed lifted and he watched the trees rush by in a blur. 2D's main focus was on getting married...with Murdoc. The realization sent chills up his spine. The blue-haired singer was going to unite with the man who gave him the brain troubles he has now. It seemed...weird.
The snap of Russel's fingers brought 2D back into reality. "Huh?" He turned his head from side to side, looking around. The park. "Wo'? Wo' is i'?" 2D blinks and turns to face Russel. "We're here, D..." The singer's eyes widen and his cheeks turn pink. "Oh-Oh?" He got out of the Geep, his white dress shoes clacking on the asphalt. Almost falling, 2D clutched Lucinda tightly, but gasped as Russel took her away. "Uhn?" Then the singer slowly calmed down. Noodle took out a basket of flowers. "Russel. Are all guests here?" She bounced on one foot in anticipation. "Nn!" Russel shrugged and brought his phone out, making sure 2D didn't go past the opening into the park by put blocking the way. When the phone was answered, the drummer's voice quiet and delicate. "Is everyone here?"
Murdoc nodded. "Yep..Now they're all sittin' and waitin' now...so am I..." The bassist even sounded nervous. His eyes darted to David every now and again. The younger band member's father glared at the olive skinned man with pure hatred.
The drummer closed the phone and walked over, taking 2D by the arm. "C'mon D." The singer blushed, completely nervous and not ready. "N-No! Wai'!" Russel sighed and let him down the walkway into the park. Immediately, they saw Murdoc at the end, a look of shock on his face. A few people turned as some music started to play. The scene and music made 2D blush even brighter as he was led down the sidewalk towards Murdoc.
The bassist's eyes seemed gentle and he looked at 2D walking closer. "...Stuart..."
Noodle followed, throwing flower petals on the ground, then she pulled the rings from the basket and smiled, handing them to Murdoc.
2D's heart raced as he looked around the area. His mom, dad, and aunt were staring and watching. Great. When the singer saw the rings, he nearly squealed. "Eh!" The big moment.
Slowly, one of the rings was popped out of the box. No preaching, no ceremony, just a band of trust for each oher. Seemed simple enough. The gold band was just about to be placed on 2D's finger when a familiar voice broke out, angry. "I object to this marriage!" All heads turned to face the back where David stood. "...Dad?" 2D whimpered and teared up. "Dad...no..."
Rachel placed a hand on David's hand. "David! Stop!" She hissed up at him. He ignored her and stared at the couple at the farther end of the park.
"You! You have corrupted my son's mind with all of yer trash! I will not except a homosexual in my family!!"
The singer felt so embarrassed and slowly, the ring was removed, which made 2D gasp. "M-Mu'doc?!" That was all he could take.
Running dow the walkway, 2D ran pat everyone and put his head in his hands, crying heavily.
His dad had to ruin EVERYTHING!! The singer's make-up smeared as the tears rolled down. "Why?! Va's no' even fair!!"
They were about to get married! Then David had to speak up.
"Mh mh..." The bluenette whimpered in the corner until a hand rested on his shoulder. "Huh?" He looked up and smiled wide, seeing Murdoc. "M-Mudsy!" 2D clung to him. "I-'m so sorry!! Murdoc pet the singer's head. "Hey hey...it's okay...it ain' yer fault...yer dad's just an arse..."
The bassist tilted forward and kissed 2D on the lips, slowly putting a small ring on 2D's finger, which caught 2D's attention. "Hm?" Looking down, his smile widened. "I love ya, Mu'doc..." He lifted his hand and looked at the new cold ring on his finger. "Muds..." His lanky arms wrapped around Murdoc and he climbed to his feet, only to be picked up bridal styly by Murdoc. "W-Wo--" Murdoc smirked. "We're skippin' the cake and snacks..." The bassist purred into 2D's ear and carried him off towards the Geep. "We'll stay at a hotel fer a bit...jus' fer our honeymoon, how 'bout that?"
2D only giggled and nodded, wanting to be taken away.
Russel and Noodle could get a lift from Rachel.
Murdoc and 2D had some 'business' to take care of.